Remind me who's the human here?

I'm being glared at by a very fluffy, very large cat. It's 11:00 and bedtime, so he's "barking" at me every minute or so to remind me. I don't need an alarm on my computer to remind me to get a full (6 hours) night's sleep; I have the LoganAlarm.

Huh, now that I think about it, the noise he's making is freakishly similar to the "Aht!" noise I use on him when he does something wrong. If he starts lecturing me about exercising and cutting out junk food, I'm going to start hiding the credit cards and car keys.